Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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