i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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