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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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