so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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