you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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