I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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