8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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