I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
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i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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