So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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