did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
