what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm having to shit out rocks
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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