Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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