Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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