Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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