I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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