can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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