were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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