Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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