we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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