you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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