who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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