Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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