you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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