just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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