Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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