How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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