Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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