And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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