that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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