Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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