What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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