i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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