I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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