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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
