STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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