She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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