Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If that was your dad, he is hot
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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