***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
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Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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