Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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