why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
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