hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
