So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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