I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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