So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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