My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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