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(315): View more from New York

my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.

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(850): View more from Florida

Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.

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(804): View more from Virginia

They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.

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