I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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