At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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