You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I think my fart just growled at me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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