U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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