dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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