Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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