So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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