ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
