I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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