were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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